1. “Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere
2. “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson
3. “The holiest of holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; The secret anniversaries of the heart.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
4. “As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.” – Donald E. Westlake
5. “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden
6. “Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.” – Alan Bradley
7. “It is the apathetic person that sees the cause while the charitable person sees the need.” – Shannon L. Alder
8. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry
9. “The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” – P. J. O’Rourke
10. “Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Author Unknown
Happy Holidays from Plugins4Automate!